FUNNY WRAPPING PAPER & CARDS

Inside Four Eyes Joke Shop you will find an entire room dedicated to really funny cards, wrapping paper & gift bags.  Four Eyes offers funny greeting cards for birthdays, get well, retirement, new job, divorce, Christmas, Valentines Day, Easter, Wedding, bachelorette  and Thank you cards.

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Due to the local popularity of the Four Eyes Funny Card Room we are now offering some of the funny cards, gift wrap and bags online.  We could not possibly post all of the styles as there are hundreds and hundreds of funny cards in the Four Eyes Card Room.

Visit Four Eyes visit the card room, or just listen to the shrieks of laughter coming out of that funny Card Room.  Please know that you must be eighteen to enter, or have permission from your parents.  No, Four Eyes does not have raunchy cards, but many are best suited for adult funny bones.

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larger image Funny Valentine Card $2.50 This Valentine's Day card is from not one, but TWO SECRET ADMIRERS... Inside Happy Valentine's Day from me and Mr. Happy!	larger image Thumpa Thumpa Thumpa $2.50 Oh, by the way Valentine...THUMPA!...THUMPA!...THUMPA! Inside the way to a man's heart is not through his stomach! Happy Valentine's Day!
larger image Feeling Nuts With Out You VALENTINE $2.50 VALENTINE... Inside this funny Valentine card I've been FEELING NUTS without you! Happy Valentine's Day	larger image Thinking of You VALENTINE $2.50 Dear Valentine, Inside I've been thinking about you
larger image Would you like a hug OR.... $2.50 Would you like a little hug on Valentine's Day? Inside ...or would you prefer I f#ck your brains out?	larger image Funny Valentines Day Card $2.50 Inside Did I ever tell you have I have a CRUSH on you?
larger image ...Chocolates make you fat ... Valentine's Day $2.50 INSIDE So for your own good, here's a card. Happy Valentine's Day!	larger image Valentines Day Card - HORNY ADULT FUNNY $2.50 INSIDE YOU make me HORNY! Happy Valentine's Day!
larger image Love is Hard $2.50 Inside: When your lucky	larger image Let's Celebrate Valentine's Day! $2.50 Let's Celebrate Valentine's Day! Inside Your Bed or Mine?
larger image Valentine - Open this Card Or? $2.50 INSIDE Want to try that again? Happy Valentine's Day anyway!	larger image Don't Worry Junior $2.50 INSIDE So What do you want for Christmas? Merry Christmas
larger image Butt - CRACKER $2.50 INSIDE What? You never heard of the Buttcracker? Have a classic Christmas!	larger image HO HO MY ASS $2.50 INSIDE HO HO MY ASS!
larger image No Gifts For You $2.50 Inside You've been an asshole this year!	larger image Whats Difference Between Reindeers balls and... $2.50 INSIDE This Christmas Card wasn't under a buck!
larger image I'll send you a christmas card just as nice $2.50 INSIDE Cartoon image of the man with his middle finger - VERY FUNNY Christmas Card	larger image Traditions Funny Christmas Card $ INSIDE I love holiday tradtions don't you?
larger image Stress Free Christmas $2.50 INSIDE HERE's To a Stress - Free Christmas Happy Holidays!	larger image Whats Difference Between Reindeers balls and... $2.50 INSIDE This Christmas Card wasn't under a buck!
larger image Who Says Reindeers Can't Fly? $2.50 INSIDE It's All in the Grip! (Picture of Santa hanging onto the reindeers you know whats - cartoon style)	larger image Reindeer Games KICK ME $2.50 INSIDE Hope your Christmas Kicks Ass!
larger image Ugly Bag for HIM Gift bag $2.99 UGLY BAG FOR HIM GIFT BAG - large enough to cover a head, fill with a nice gift or to tote a very large LUNCH!	larger image Jingle Jingle Merry Christmas $2.50 Inside From Santa and his Jingle Balls! (Also, a picture of Santa from the waist down - cartoon style - with some balls jingling!
larger image Santa Pee Merry Xmas Snow $2.50 Inside Ain't the Holidays a pisser?	larger image Ugly Bag for her - Funny Gift Bag $2.99 Ugly Bag for Her Gift bag - hmmmm!
larger image Christmas Tradtions Gift Bag $3.95 Christmas Traditions Gift Bag Bag Dimensions 8 x 9-78	larger image Christmas Spirit Moved ME! $2.50 The Spirit Moved Me Inside Hope you get some good shit this Christmas!
larger image Christmas TIE $2.50 I see he's finally wearing the tie I bought him last Christmas Inside Christmas is only once a year.Hang in there.	larger image Scrooge Christmas Gas $2.50 Scrooge is visited by the GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PAST GAS Inside Hope you're enjoying the Sights, Sounds and Smells of Christmas!
larger image Santa Whip Gift Bag $3.95 Santa Whip Bag Santa in a thong with a whip Bag Dimensions 8 x 9-78	larger image JOY Chirstmas Card $2.50 Inside Joy is a fat slut and I hate her! Merry Christmas Anyway!
larger image After Reading Your List Funny Christmas Card $2.50 After reading your Christmas wish list, I just gotta ask you one question Inside Ever hear of reality?	larger image Ornamanets Like these $2.50 Funny Christmas Card - Inside WIth Ornaments Like these, who needs a tree? Merry Christmas........If you would like us to sign and mail this card for you, simply add your request to the notes section at check out. We will need the address, and how you would like the card signed. If you choose, we will send is from Secret Santa, with our return address - Four Eyes does not sell and tell!
larger image Moneys Tight Times Are hard $ Inside Here's your f#cking xmas card. Merry Christmas!	larger image Christmas Stopped To Quickly $2.50 I stopped a bit too quickly and Santa wasn't wearing a seatbelt Inside Merry Christmas
larger image Ruufdolf! $2.50 Inside Hope You Find Everything You Want on Christmas!! Happy Holidays	larger image Whistletoe $2.50 Inside Blow ME! Merry Christmas!
larger image Santa Must Have Been Here! $2.50 Front Santa Must Have Been Here! Yeah It Smells like milk and cookie Farts! INSIDE: Hope your holidays are filled with the traditional sights, sounds and smells of the season.	larger image Tanya Funny Christmas Card $2.50 Inside: Tanya Harding...eat your heart out! Happy Holidays!
larger image If You Don't Like My XMAS Gift $2.50 Inside Santa Mooning	larger image Merry Christmas $2.50 INSIDE I can only imagine how relieved you are to be getting a card from me. Happy Holidays!
larger image Snowflakes $2.50 INSIDE No Two Are the Same. Merry Christmas!	larger image We Three Queens Christmas Card $2.50 Inside Wishing you a FAAABULOUS CHRISTMAS
larger image Santas Back Bah Humbug $2.50 Inside Sometimes Bah Humbug Just isn't enough! Funny Christmas Card	larger image Nutcracker $2.50 Daniel decided to try out Daddy's new nutcracker Inside: Merry Christmas to you and yours
larger image Shit Load of Gifts $ INSIDE: HOPE YOU GET A SHITLOAD OF GIFTS THIS CHRISTMAS!	larger image Fill them with Air Funny Christmas Card $2.50 Inside In hopes that St. Nicholas would fill them with Air
larger image Naughty Confetti Greeting Card Stimulator Gag $3.95 Naughty Confetti - You can see what this is, if you are too dumb to know then DO NOT BUY IT! If you are looking for a surprise attack via a greeting card, then go for it. It's all about the delivery. Very funny, for Adults. Kids won't get it, so don't waste your time (pervert).	larger image Wash Away Your Sins Towelette $1.00 Wash Away Your Sins Towelette greeting card insertgift. Fits nicely in a greeting card, and offers a non-denominational message!
larger image Rubber Check $2.99 Rubber Check	larger image I want My Testicles Back Christmas Card Funny!!! $2.50 INSIDE It's Christmas Have a Ball
larger image Reindeer Squatting $2.50 Inside: Rudolph TOLD me you ain't getting shit this Christmas.	larger image Santa Shower Funny Christmas Card $2.50 Inside Deck my balls with boughs of Holly. Happy Holidays
larger image Holy Shit becomes a word Xmas $2.50 Inside Hope you have a good one... Christmas that is!	larger image Do You hear What I hear? $2.50 Inside Do you hear what I hear? Happy Holidays!
larger image Funny Gingerbread Christmas Card $ Inside Hope you get a little something extra this Holiday SOLD OUT FOR 2005	larger image You Better Watch Out, Not Cry $ Inside: Santa doesn't f#cking wanna hear it. ok!
larger image Season's Greetings (Finger) Xmas Card Funny $2.50 Inside Sometimes words just aren't enough! - - ( We'd like to know what you think. Do you think this looks like Grandma Walton?	larger image Thinking of You $2.50 Funny Thinking of you, anytime card for him or for her - Inside: THINKING OF YOU
larger image bear $2.50 Funny Birthday Card - Inside: So its your birthday and you've pissed away another year. You'll have to grin and bear it.	larger image Seasons Greetings - ZAP $2.50 Inside Seasons Greetings (AND A PICTURE OF THE DOG getting electricuted - zapped - as he pees on the tree) Very funny Christmas Card
larger image Happy Birthday $2.50 Inside: You Slut. Happy Birthday ........If you would like us to sign and mail this card for you, simply add your request to the notes section at check out. We will need the address, and how you would like the card signed. If you choose, we will send is from Secret Santa, with our return address - Four Eyes does not sell and tell!	larger image Birthday $2.50 Funny Birthday Card - Inside: Hope your birthday lives up to your expectations!
larger image Funny Birthday Shirley Surfing $2.50 Funny Birthday Card - Inside: Happy Birthday to someone who never lets reality get in the way.	larger image Retirement Means More Time .. $2.50 Inside And make less time making it.
larger image What do you Call A Woman Without an Asshole? $2.50 INSIDE: SINGLE! Funny Anytime Card or a Funny Divorce Card -	larger image I named him after my last boyfriend $2.50 Inside: So how's your love life? Funny anytime card, keep in touch with a laugh!