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Funny Christmas Stocking Stuffers for ALL!

The Christmas stocking should be the best fun of the day, full of surprises, laughs and fun.

Instead of filling the Christmas Stocking with candy canes, batteries (hmmm), and thoughtful items that can be found anywhere - consider filling this years stocking with laughs. Make the Christmas stocking the big gift; after all, a laugh is priceless.

SHIPPING NOTICE!!  The USPS tells us that we can ship for by Christmas delivery until December 21st!  ALL orders are shipped PRIORITY!

 Four Eyes Joke Shop has the best Stocking Stuffers for men, women and children!    

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Complete And Utter Bullshit Rubber Stamp
$6.95
Complete And Udder Bullshit Stamp, comes complete with deluxe Rubber Stamp and pad.


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Confidential Read This and I'll Have to
$6.95
Confidential Read This and I'll Have to Kill You Rubber Stamp


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File Under T for TRASH!!
$6.95
File Under T for Trash


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This is F#cking Urgent Stamp
$6.95
This is F#cking Urgent Rubber Stamp


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I haven't got time for this CRAP
$6.95
I haven't got time for this Crap Rubber Stamp


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Staple This To Your Face Rubber Stamp
$6.95
Staple This to your Face Rubber Stamp


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Wash Away Your Sins Breath Spray
$4.95
Wash Away Your Sins Breath Spray


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Ass Kisser Breath Spray
$4.95
Ass Kisser Breath Spray


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Balls Lip Balm
$4.95
Balls Lip Balm


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Virgin Slut Lip Balm
$7.95
Virgin Slut Lip Balm - Take your pick, lip balm set includes one of each!


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Liar Breath Spray
$4.95
Liar Breath Spray Enhances even the most pathetic lies! If you are going to do it, do it well with this super-minty breathspray. Mint flavor, .25 Fl Oz.


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Mullet Lip Balm
$4.95
Mullet Lip Balm Appropriate for dudes with all types of mullets. Even O.K. for chicks. Non-petroleum based formula that smells and tastes like Peppermint Schnapps. SPF 18, 1.4 oz.4.2g lube tube, from Blue Q.


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Coffee Air Freshener Stocking Stuffer
$2.99
Coffee Cup Air Freshener This 2-34 tall, hard plastic air freshener from Accoutrements is shaped just like a “to go” coffee cup. Pull off the freshness seal and the sweet aroma of coffee will permeate the air!


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Tricky Dogs
$2.95
Tricky Dogs Two magnetic Scottie Dogs amuse, confuse and confound. Watch them repel each other, attract each other, and chase each other as you push them around the table.


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Chattering Choppers
$4.95
Chattering Choppers - Classic wind up teeth


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Sushi Bandages
$4.99
If a fancy bandage printed with your favorite treats doesn't make it all better, then perhaps the free toy inside will! From Accoutrements®, these Sushi Bandages are packaged in an illustrated metal pocket tin that contains twenty-five adhesive bandages. Each tin includes a small plastic trinket to help make even the most painful boo-boo's feel all better in no time. Bandages measure 3 x 34. For ages 3 and above. Contains natural rubber latex.


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Gift Wrapped Crap
$2.99
Gift Wrapped Fake Crap - Four Eyes sells the best crap, and this one is reigns supreme! It comes to you gift wrapped, so you can stuff it in a christmas stocking! Funny stocking stuffer extrodinaire!


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Bog Monster
$14.95
Bog Monster - A monster in your toilet! Easily attaches to the inside of your toilet!!! This guy is the ultimate bathroom surprise - very funny blog monster measures approx. 18 x 7 12


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Danger Puzzle
$8.95
Danger Puzzle Roll up your sleeves and be prepared to have a cerebral workout like never before The Danger Puzzle is a truly tough tile puzzle within a tough metal box. The Danger puzzle consists of 36 square tiles each with 4 images (one in each corner). All you have to do is place all the 36 cards into a 6X6 square so that the images on each corner match the images on the corner of the adjacent tile. 14 and over. CLUES to solve this very difficult puzzle are given online. The clue website address is included with the puzzle!


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Warning Puzzle Worlds Toughest
$8.95
Warning Puzzle Try and match up the road signs on the cardboard tiles. Not as easy as it sounds, after all it couldn't be the 'world's toughest puzzle' if it were! There are three puzzles in the "Worlds Toughest Puzzle Series: "Danger", "Warning" and "Hazzard". This is for the Warning Puzzle. Each puzzle contains 36 printed tiles that need to be arranged in a 6 x 6 square. CLUES to solve this very difficult puzzle are given online. The clue website address is included with the puzzle!


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Hazard Puzzle Worlds Toughest
$8.95
World's Toughest Hazard Puzzle 36pc WARNING Takes puzzling to new levels of difficulty! Place the 36 tiles into a 6x6 square so that the image on each corner matches the image on the corner of the adjacent tile. Ages 14 and up CLUES to solve this very difficult puzzle are given online. The clue website address is included with the puzzle!


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Baseball In Winshield
$4.95
Baseball in Glass Apply this special baseball to glass for a realistic look. It can be removed and used again, and again.


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Rock In Glass Practical joke
$4.95
Rock In Glass practical joke funny stocking stuffer. Apply this to glass and enjoy the laughs, stuff in a stocking and let the practical joker have some fun with the Rock in glass joke. Check out the Baseball & Golf Ball in glass joke too. It can be removed and used again, and again.


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Mind Boggling Brain Teaser Puzzles
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Mind Boggling Brain Teaser Puzzles Stocking Stuffer book. Bored with everyday problems? School slowly fuming your brains into mush? Then get your thinking gear into shape again with these wickedly weird brain-teasers. No special skills or knowledge are needed to solve the puzzles in this book - just an agile mind and the ability to see beyond the obvious. Each puzzle has a rating from 1 (will give your brain a light work-out) to 5 (seriously strenuous mental exercise). The higher the difficulty level, the longer you can expect to spend solving it. The answers are at the back, but don't look up the solution to a problem until you've had a good crack at it. If you do, be prepared to kick yourself. Often the answers are obvious once you see them. So are you ready to put your brain through its paces and bring it up to full power again? Great! Then take a deep breath, turn the page, and start puzzling!


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Brain Block Puzzles
$5.95
Brain Block Puzzle. Curious water-filled cubes in Day-Glo colors. Tactile and intriguing!


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Mind Boggling Lateral Thinking Puzzles Book
$9.99
Mind Boggling Lateral Thinking Puzzles A set of four hard-back illustrated pocket books full of puzzles that will appeal to children and adults alike. All puzzles are graded for difficulty. Many of the puzzles will also give teachers great ideas for the classroom! Ages 8 and up


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Mind Boggling Code Breaker Puzzles Book
$9.99
Uncover the secret agent in you with this brilliant collection of cryptic code-breaking puzzles! Perfect for the wannabe Sherlock Holmes, these puzzles are guaranteed to befuddle even the smartest super-sleuths! Ages 8 and up


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Mind Boggling Tricky Logic Puzzles Book
$9.99
Mind Boggling Tricky Logic Puzzles for Clued-UP KIDS! Sharpen your wits and flex those thinking muscles with this fantastic collection of mind boggling logic puzzles. Ages 8 and up


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Cover Up in a Bottle - FUNNY Stocking Stuffer
$12.95
The Perfect CoverUp For Life’s BIG Screw-Ups. Did you mess up? Goof? Flub the dub? Blow a deadline, miss an appointment, upset someone? Know someone who did? Quick! Grab a bottle of Liquid CoverUp – the GIANT WhiteOut bottle that talks! Record your own personalized message and give it to the person who messed up, or present it to the person you owe an apology to. This is the perfect, funny gift to lighten up an embarrassing moment, smooth over a screw-up, seek forgiveness from your wife – WHATEVER! A great gift for the office, family or friends.


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Jokes for the John Book
$10.95
Jokes For the John Book Dip into these jokes and you’ll be flushed with amusement. Let your bathroom be awash with laughter and giggle your way clean through this book of fun! Some examples of jokes include: “Why is it dangerous to let your man’s mind wander? It is too little to be left out alone.” “What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? An offer you can’t understand.” “Sign in a restaurant window. Eat now – Pay waiter.” This book for the bog has a splash roof easy wipe cover! Just in case.


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Wash Away Your Sins Towelette
$1.00
Wash Away Your Sins Towelette


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Brain Tangles Puzzle Stocking Stuffer
$4.95
Brain Tangles Metal Puzzle stocking Stuffer. There are 4 styles of chunky, metal puzzles in this intriguing range, based on Ancient Chinese conundrums. We will pick the style for you, if you order more than one, we will ship different styles (up to four) then we will have to double up.


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Million Dollar Bill
$1.00
Fake Million Dollar Bill stocking stuffer. You can also a fake million dollar bill in your holiday card.


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Extending Fork for Freeloaders
$8.95
Extending Fork Funny Stocking Stuffer Not to be confused with the flimsy telescoping fork it over kind of forks on the market. Buy it and use it for a long, long time.


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Grow A Boyfriend
$2.99
Grow A Boyfriend funny stocking stuffer. Drop the Grow a Boyfriend stocking stuffer in to water, and it grows!


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Match Stick Lighter
$4.95
Oversized Matchstick Lighter stocking stuffer for adults, because kids should not play with matches or fire! This matchstick lighter is OVERSIZED!


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Golf Club Lighter
$4.95
Golf Club Lighter funny golfers stocking stuffer This GOLF CLUB LIGHTER IS OVERSIZED


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Grow A Girlfriend
$2.99
Grow A Girlfriend funny stocking stuffer.


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Bar Bug Ice Cube
$1.00
Bar Bug Ice Cube. A bug is sealed inside this fake plastic ice cube. A perfect stocking stuffer for the jokester.


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Cigarette Loads
$2.99
Cigarette Loads - Give the pranksters what they really want in a stocking, funny stuff! Cigarette loads are a classic joke item - helps thwart smokers attempts to light up.


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Fake Snots
$1.99
Fake Snots work beautifully in the winter when it is cold out. Fake a sneeze and release the fake snot.


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Classic Hand Buzzer
$1.99
Classic Hand Buzzer (metal) funny stocking stuffer


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Whoopee Cushion
$1.99
Whoopee Cushion, a classic stocking stuffer for kids.


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Self-Inflating Whoopee Cushion
$7.95
Self-Inflating Whoopee Cushion - Modern Technology has improved the whoopee cushion!! This one self inflates! This is a deluxe whoopee cushion and a great stocking stuffer or funny christmas gift. Whoopee cushion colors vary.


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Stink Cigarette Loads
$2.99
Stink Cigarette Loads, work similar to the Cigarette loads in that you stick them into the end of an unattended cigarette. The difference is that these nifty stink cigarette loads STINK LIKE HECK when the cigarette or cigar is lite. YUCK!


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While You Were F-ing OFF message Pad
$3.95
While You were F'ing off Message pad is a best stocking stuffer for the office worker, secretary or boss.


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BIG Inflateable Baby Bottle
$3.99
BIG Inflateable baby bottle stocking stuffer for the new parents and grandparents to be. This is one way to make the new baby announcement! Write the news on the outside of the bottle with a sharpie.


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Jelly YO YO fun Stocking Stuffer
$2.99
Jelly Fish String Yo YO funny stocking stuffer. This is a blast for anyone.


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Magic Coloring Book Stocking Stuffer
$9.99
Magic Coloring Book is a great stocking stuffer for grandparents. Ultra Easy Magic no skill required. The Magic Coloring book goes from blank to lined art to colored in art a snap. Entertain the kiddies with this great Magic Coloring Book.


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Ultimate Diamond Ring
$3.95
Giant Sized Diamond Ring stocking stuffer. Is she expecting a proposal? She will be surprised by the Ultimate Diamond Ring stocking stuffer. Packaging may differ from shown.


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Trick Mustard Jar Stocking Stuffer
$4.99
Trick Mustard Jar Stocking Stuffer for the MUSTARD LOVER! Open this exceptionally realistic mustard jar and a springed snake jumps out with a whistling noise.


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Fake Rat in A Trap - Stocking Stuffer
$29.95
Sound Activated Super Deluxe LARGE & UGLY realistic Fake Rat in a Trap funny stocking stuffer or Christmas Gift. Imagine the surprise felt when they find a moving rat in the Christmas Stocking or gift.


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Invisible Dog Leash
$9.99
Invisible Dog with Leash. You can't see the dog, but the dog has to be there, heck you've got the leash. A funny stocking stuffer for the dog lover that can't have a dog (you can see.)


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Sour Popcorn
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Sour Popcorn - Christmas time Popcorn balls take on a WHOLE NEW MEANING when a few specially treated sour popcorn puffs are added. No harm done, just tastes AWFULLY SOUR


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Soapy Candy
$1.00
Soapy Candy stocking stuffer. We suggest you remove the packaging if you intend to surprise your Chrismas Candy eater friend or family member.


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Salty Candy
$1.00
Salty Candy Stocking Stuffer - you know what to do. Salty candy is one of our favorites.


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Mustard Candy - VERY HOT
$1.25
Mustard Candy VERY HOT joke candy for stocking stuffer, or unattended Christmas candy dishes! Product packaging may vary slightly.


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Edible Napkins
$3.95
Edible Napkins eat them and watch them freak. Here is how you do it - pretend to sneeze or cough up some food, and then EAT IT! Package contains several napkins, so that you can do it again and again! Tastes like a wafer. Works like a charm. KIDS LOVE THIS IN their LUNCH BOXES! A great Stocking Stuffer for kids of all ages that bring lunch to school or work.


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Glow in the Dark Toilet POTTY GLOW
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Glow in the Dark Toilet funny stocking stuffer (BIG Christmas Stocking required) or funny Christmas Gift. IT GLOWS IN THE DARK, is very well made for a novelty item, in fact for the price it is made better than its boring counterparts - the plain toilet seats.


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Giant Foam Cowboy Hat
$14.95
Giant Foam Cowboy hat (orange is shown) Stuff this 50 gallon cowboy hat in a stocking, for a funny stocking stuffer. We will ship the color of our choice unless you make a request - blue, red, yellow and orange.


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Funny GOLF Tie
$14.95
Funny Golf Tie stocking stuffer. Give Dad a new tie that is funny, and stuff it in his stocking! (Vest shown is not included)


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Funny Rasta Hat stocking Stuffer
$14.95
Yo Mon, stuff a funny Rasta Tam in a christmas stocking.


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Brain Floss Stocking Stuffer
$3.99
Brain Floss Stocking Stuffer - Makes you look like you are pulling a string through your head from ear to ear. Very funny stocking stuffer.


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Parrot Head Hat Stocking Stuffer
$24.95
Very colorful, deluxe Parrot Head Hat stocking stuffer. One size fits most parrot heads.

Pirate Eye Patch Fun Stocking Stuffer
$1.99
Pirate Eye Patch fun stocking stuffer. Not only will this funny stocking stuffer be fun for Christmas Pictures, but it is a top pick with the kids anytime of year in our shop. Don't know why but kids, particularly boys love it.


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Belching Powder Stocking Stuffer
$1.99
Belching Powder stocking stuffer, add to the Christmas Cheer. Make Grandma burp. Whoops! WORKS BEST IN HOT DRINKS like coffee. Use several if you are bringing a BOX of coffee to the office. A belching breakfast meeting.


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Jelly Bean Can TRICK stocking Stuffer
$9.99
Jelly Bean Can Stocking Stuffer. Open the can of jelly beans and a pair of giant spring snakes jump out.


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Party Pooper - Human looking Crap
$3.99
Party Pooper fake crap looks like a log, looks lovely if left on the toilet seat. Who did it?