Pranks, Gags, Jokes, Funny Stocking
Stuffers, Gag Gifts, a new twist on ringing in the New Year?
Four Eyes Joke Shop has just what you need. Family
owned and operated, we are serious about our funny business!
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Cigarette Loads
$2.99
Cigarette Loads Place one of the loads in the end of a cigarette, when the cigarette is lite the cigarete load "EXPLODES" goes bang, and delivers a surprising practical joke to the person who should not smoke!
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Rock in Glass Practical Joke
$4.99
Rock In Glass Practical Joke. Apply to glass surface and it realistically looks like a rock has been tossed and broken the window.
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Million Dollar Bill
$1.00
A real fake Million Dollar Bill _ please don't use this practical joke million dollar bill at WALMART! We hear that they don't like it too much.
Fake Million Dollar bill looks like the real thing, or one might imagine to be a million dollar bill, and it feels like real money to - but its not!
2.50 each
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Baseball in Glass Practical Joke
$4.99
Baseball in Glass practical Joke - Realistic fun with this baseball that looks like it has smashed a window!
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Stink Loads for Cigarettes
$2.99
Stink Loads for Cigarettes. Cigarette Stink loads work much the same as the all time favorite cigarette loads, except they don't explode. Instead, the cigarette stink loads really SMELL when ignited, totally embarasssing the smoker!
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Arrow Through the head
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Arrow through the head, a classic joke shop item & jokester must have!
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Bagel Surprise
$5.95
Bagel Surprise. This fake bagel looks innocent enough, until someone picks it up and a cockroach leaps out from under it! The bagel surprise is one fun prank surprise!
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While You Were Fcking Off Message Pad
$3.95
While You Were F#cking Off Message Pad - Just like the While You Were out but with an added bit of adult humor. This message pad is 4 x 6
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Bar Bug Ice Cube
$1.00
Bar Bug Ice Cube - Those who enjoy a great prank, keep a bar bug ice cube or two in the freezer. Never miss a funny prank opportunity is the motto!
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Squirt Toilet Seat
$1.49
Squirt Toilet seat gag - install a mini bidet of sorts, surprise the next one who squats.
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Potatoe Chip Snake Can - Deluxe
$10.95
Potatoe Chip Snake Can
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Glass Breaking sound HAMMER
$7.95
Joke Hammer - This hammer sounds off as if glass has been shattered.
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Barf Spray
$4.95
Barf Spray - This stuff is just AWFUL - stinks to high heaven.
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Stinky Sweat Spray
$4.95
Stinky Sweat Spray - Smells like the real think ONLY WORSE This stuff is really, really bad!
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Belching Powder
$1.99
Belching Powder - Yes, this really works! Add this friendly burping powder to a warm drink, such as, coffee and wait for the belching to begin!
packaging may vary
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Fake Earwax cotton Swab
$1.99
Fake Earwax cotton Swab
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Super Deluxe Fake Crap
$2.99
Super Deluxe Fake Crap - Four Eyes Joke Shop sells the best crap! This is the super deluxe fake crap, it comes gift wrapped, and is unbelievably realistic. It will stick to the shoe of your victim!
Exceptionally funny fake crap prank potential! THIS IS THE BEST FAKE CRAP ON THE MARKET! It even sticks to your shoe!
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Fake Cola
$1.69
Fake Cola - a perfect picnic, or party prank product. Simply add to water and deliver to your prank victim. Looks like cola, but does not taste like cola!
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Fake Snots Practical Joke
$1.99
Fake Snots Practical Joke Hop out of the pool, lake or ocean with the fake snots dangeling dangerously from your nose. Who will be brave enough to tell you that you have a lengthy nose friend. Try talking to someone with the fake snot practical joke hanging out of your nose - can you keep a straight face!
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Fake Beer
$1.99
Fake Beer - Perfect party, picnic or BBQ prank! Deliver a nice cold glass of beer to your funny prank pal, looks like beer but tastes like Dishsoap. Party practical joke fake beer.
Just add Fake Beer powder to cold water!
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Fake Chewed Gum practical joke
$1.95
Fake Chewed Gum - very realistic, reusable fake chewed gum prank. Fake chewed gum has double sided tape attached so that you can place this anywhere, and let the fake gum prank work its laughter magic!
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Blue Mouth Practical Joke Cand
$1.00
Blue Mouth Candy - This funny practical joke candy prank turns your victims mouth (teeth, tongue, and region) BLUE! Tastes like normal fruit flavored candy.
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Blue Mouth Lollipop
$1.00
Blue Mouth Lollipop - Another colorful funny practical joke candy in the form of a lollipop. Tastes great, but turns the suckers mouth blue!
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Black Mouth Candy
$1.00
Black Mouth joke Candy - a wonderfully funny and colorful practical joke candy surprise. Turns your victims mouth black!
As with all of the joke candy, the color change does not last for ever, just long enough for a good hearty laugh.
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Red Mouth or Bloody Mouth joke candy
$1.00
Bloody Mouth, Red Mouth funny practical candy joke. Turns your victims mouth RED!
Place this and other funny joke candy into any unattended candy dish, or deliver personally.
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Disappearing Ink
$1.00
Disappearing Ink practical Joke. Four Eyes Joke Shop is located next to several banks - often the dressed up executive will wander into Four Eyes Joke Shop prior to a meeting at one of the banks, well, we have no choice, that white shirt needs a little color (temporarily). It is so much fun to see serious stuffed shirt types laugh, after they are SHOCKED - when they realize that it is the disappearing ink practical joke.
Four Eyes sells A LOT of disappearing ink to stuffed shirt types! We've even sold it to prosecuting attorneys that stop in after a day at the court house! This disappearing ink gag is fun for everyone. It's NOT just for kids.
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Joke Fart Candy
$1.00
Fart Candy - a fart joke candy that tastes great, but will cause FARTs. Also available in lollipop form.
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NO Tear Toilet Paper practical Joke
$7.95
NO Tear Toilet Paper bathroom practical joke. Can't spare a square, because your victim can't tear a square!
Four Eyes Joke Shop has sold this to women who are going away for a girls weekend, leaving hubby at home alone. Snicker snicker snicker.
We have also sold this to a very funny practical joker surgeon who changed out the TP in the Surgeon's Assistants restrooms to the No Tear toilet paper. The nurses then came to Four Eyes Joke Shop for their revenge - Four Eyes likes to take BOTH sides & we NEVER sell and tell.
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Fake Rat in a trap
$29.95
Fake Rat in a trap gag This is an EXCEPTIONALLY realistic fake rat, complete with ribs - yuck. It is trapped in a big real rat trap, but wait - it moves, trying to squirm out of the trap when sound is detected. This fake rat practical joke is hilarious and NOT just for Halloween.
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Fart Lollipop
$1.00
Fart practical joke Lollipop, give this funny fart sucker to your victim, and your victim will toot away. Looks like a normal lollipop - toot, toot!
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Joke Fish Candy
$1.00
Fish Candy - This joke candy starts off tasting wonderful, then WHAM! it tastes like FISH.
The fish tastes comes on as a big surprise in this powerful, effective fish tasting joke candy. Also available in lollipop form.
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Fish Practical Joke Lollipop
$1.00
Fish practical joke Lollipop - This joke sucker candy starts off tasting quite nice, but SHAZAMM it surprises your joke candy victim with an awful taste of fish.
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Joke Garlic Candy
$1.00
Garlic Candy - this is yet another great delivery of a strong flavor that starts off nice. This joke garlic candy ultimately delivers an intensely strong garlic flavor & smell. It's like eating a full bulb of garlic. For those who love garlic, you love this candy - for those that do not, oh well. You have been pranked with garlic joke candy.
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Mustard Candy Joke
$1.00
Joke Mustard Candy is HOT, HOT, HOT - like powdered mustard. I starts off nice, but quickly turns into a brutally hot mustard flavor.
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Salty Candy
$1.00
Salty Joke Candy - The Salty practical joke candy works like a charm. The flavor is yummy for a little while, then WHACK your victim has been salted!
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Soapy Candy
$1.00
Soapy Practical Joke Candy This joke soapy candy starts off tasting just fine, quite enjoyable actually - then WHAM, YUCKO - your victims mouth fills with a very soapy flavor.
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Jelly Bean Joke Snake Can
$9.99
Jelly Bean Snake Can - snake can practical joke, the snake springs are fabulous and really go sailing once released. Snakes can be used in other containers successfully.
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Mustard Jar Snake Can joke
$4.99
Mustard Jar Snake Can looks very realistic, and works like a charm. When the mustard jar is opened by your prank victim, a snake leaps out and makes a squealing noise.
This joke mustard snake jar is made of glass, and should be in the refriderator of every jokester. It works over and over again, on your visitors. Perfect to put out on the buffet table, picnic table or simply leave in the fridge for your next victim's joke surprise.
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Snake Nut Can
$3.99
The classic joke snake nut can is a classic practical joke item.
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Dollar Bill Snatcher
$1.99
Dollar Bill Snatcher practical joke. Simply attach a dollar, and wait for someone to try and take it. Zipppppp, you retrieve it back simply, and quickly.
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Hand Buzzer
$1.99
Hand Buzzer A classic practical joke item This hand buzzer does not shock, it vibrates.
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Black Soap
$1.99
Black Soap - Turns your victim black (temporarily) Going on vacation? Then don't forget this practical joke soap. Place it in the hotel shower or by the sink.
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Bloody Red Soap
$1.99
Bloody Red Soap This practical joke soap lathers red. Bring it along on your next camping trip. This practical joke will be the talk of the campground. Our red soap is round.
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Spider Soap
$1.99
Spider Soap Washing with this soap reviels a SPIDER! A surprise practical joke item. This too, is perfect for vacation in a hotel or on a camping trip. Let's not ignore the possibilities of practical joke uses in dorms, summer camps, or the bosses bathroom.
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large Black Soap Joke Bar
$4.95
Large Black joke soap bar FULL SIZE BAR of Black Soap. The more you wash the blacker you get! This full size black practical joke soap is more like you'd use at home, and therefore, easier to pull off at home.
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Realistic Fake Fish - Sound Activated
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Fake Fish, very realistic, sound activated. This funny practical joke fake fish flops and moves when activated by sound. A unique joke prop.
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Shocking Pen
$9.95
Shock Pen Packaging may differ
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Shock Joke Book
$14.95
Shock Joke Book - When this shocking joke book is open, it ZAPS!
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Shock Utility Knife
$9.95
Shocking Utility Knife This shock knife has a real blade, press the button to push up the blade and whoa ... big shock!
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Spider Creamer
$1.95
Spider Creamer - reusable practical joke. Your victim opens the creamer expecting to get some milk, but oh my, a spider and its web fall out from the creamer. A very funny practical joke for coffee drinkers.
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No Tear Sugar Packet
$1.49
No Tear Sugar Packet - This packet of sugar won't tear
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Bang Caps for EXPLODING JOKES
$.99
Bang caps for exploding jokes such as the exploding pen, the bang device, exploding gum, exploding soap and more! 96 exploding caps to a strip.
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Exploding Pen
$3.99
Exploding Pen practical joke. Simply load a cap in the device and close the cap. When your victim opens the pen to write, it explodes! This practical joke pen works like a charm!
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Exploding Lighter
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Exploding Lighter - This nifty exploding lighter BANGS when it is lifted.
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Exloding Bang Gum
$1.99
Exploding Bang Gum this gum explodes when it is lifted up
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Snap Gum
$1.99
Snap Gum - this practical joke gum SNAPS your victims finger when they pull a slice of gum from the pack. Snap gum is a classic practical joke.
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Squirt Calculator
$2.99
Squirt Calculator Using this squirting calculator will result in a squirt!
Perfectly sized to tape or glue a business card on the back. Give it away as a surprising promotion!
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Squirt Gum
$1.99
Squirt Gum Offer a slice of the practical joke gum, and give away a squirt!
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Squirt Chocolate
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Squirt Chocolate This fake practical joke chocolate candy is a mini squirt gun, and it looks like a real piece of chocolate. GREAT FOR COOKOUTS, Camping and outdoor marshmello roasting - WHEN YOU ARE SERVING S'MORES! VERY REALISTIC! Works like a charm - we know!
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Squirt Cigarette
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Squirt Cigarette prank. For those that smoke, how many times have you had someone say to you "Can I bum a cigarette from you?" I bet your tired of handing out cigarettes. Enjoy giving your next cigarette bum a smoke (with a surprise squirt)!
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Squirt Lighter
$1.99
Squirt Lighter - Need a light? Or did you really want your face washed? Love this squirt lighter prank.
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Squirt Long Rose Practical Joke
$3.99
Long Stemmed SQUIRT ROSE practical joke - Like a sniff of this pretty rose? SQUIRT!
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Squirt Ring
$1.99
Squirt Ring -
Packaging and ring style may vary slightly Got a new ring did you? Well, I think you should show it off! Squirting practical jokes are great fun in the summer.
Don't overlook the possibilities of this squirt joke ring, it can also hold DISAPPEARING INK! Double whammy.
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Squirt Toilet Seat
$1.00
Squirt Toilet Seat - Add this nifty little squirt toilet device to the potty & wait for your victim to squat on the POT! Your victim will get a surprise spray of water on his or her butt!
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Squirt Toilet
$3.95
Squirt Toilet Have you seen the new Barbie Toilet? It flushes when you lift the lid! (The toilet sends out a stream of water that hits your victim right smack dab in the face)
WE LOVE THIS ONE AT FOUR EYES! Leave it on a desk, counter or table ... it won't take long for some nosey person to come lift the lid - without any prompting from you! It delivers great results!
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